STOP!!!!  WAIT!!!

The $35,000 dinner is to assist BARBARA BOXERS campaign.  Are you FUCKING kidding me???  OK first the regular Joe can’t go cuz he cannot afford paying that much because he is out of work and has a family to support and he can’t find a job because guess what..THERE ARE NONE!!  So not only is he here to assist a fellow politician, you know those assholes who put us in this state in the first place, but to slap us even harder we get to pay for his visit, he addresses NO issues and Barbara gets her money so she can campaign to screw us even harder.  Well I hope the rich people and the crooked politicians had a great dinner, because as your sitting there dipping your lobster in melted butter that is costing you $3000 a dip there are still regular people who aren’t eating, men and women who cant pay their bills and are struggling to support there families.  Kids who are not learning because there are too many students and not enough teachers, roads falling apart.

But I hear the dinner was a success and the President looked really happy when he boarded his plane this morning.  If nothing else during his term he can look back and say…. “Wow I was really a success, I hosted a dinner that raised a lot of money to help a fellow politician.” Cuz Lord knows he hasn’t done much else.

Thanks Mr President and you come back and visit us real soon.

I had this person who at the time was my BFF….we all have one of those people who make life interesting, they are outspoken, carefree and seem to have an intelligent answer for everything.  I once thought I looked up to her…then I realized she was full of shit and just plain NUTS!!!

Lets call her Sue…. Sue, myself and another friend decide one night to go have a couple beers and play some pool.  We find a little dive bar close to our house and go in and start drinking. For the first hour or so we are having fun.  My second friend ( lets call her Ruth) starts talking to some guy. Now mind you Ruth, Sue and myself are all lesbians. Ruth is not flirting she is basically just chatting. She finds out the guy is a marine and starts talking military to him.  During this time Sue gets annoyed because attention is not on her so she starts talking to the guy.  After about 20 minutes I am bored so I step outside to smoke.  I am gone about 5 minutes before I hear my friend Sue scream…not a scream like she is laughing or drunk but a wailing scream. So I run back into the bar to find her crying hysterically. At this point I am about to kick some dudes ass. I got into fight mode and demanded to know what the hell happened. Sue is trying to talk but is doing that huffing  thing cuz she is crying so damn hard.  She finally gets out…”OMG do you know who he is??”"  I was like “Uhhh no”……………heres the convo…..

SUE: “He was over in Iraq in the war with Dave”

ME: “Who’s Dave”

SUE: ” Tammy’s father”  (Tammy is her 16 yr old daughter)

ME: “I thought Bill was Tammy’s father” (Bill is Sue’s ex husband)

SUE: “No..She thinks he is she does not know but he is not her dad..Dave is and he served with him over in Iraq and Dave was killed in action”

Now at this point BFF mode kicks in and I comfort her. The bar is about to close so she invites him back to our house so she can talk more to him.  We all go back to to the house and for the next hour I listen to this story on Dave and how stuff happened and he knew she had a daughter but Bill was the one she married and so Dave let Bill raise Tammy and yada yada yada.

A bit later I decide to go to my room and leave them chatting.  About and hour and a half later I get up and decide to go out back to smoke.  The yard is empty so I figured she went to bed and he left.  Upon entering the yard I happened to notice her light on in her room and her blinds WIDE open and I get a shot of her and the marine having sex!!!  OMG!!!!!!!!! Needless to say I did not want a smoke after that and went back to bed only to be awakened about 20 minutes later by a loud crash and yelling.  I jump out of bed to find her screaming something about needing to find Daves picture and she is tearing boxes out of a closet. It took another hour to find pictures and coax her to just go to bed and we will deal with it in the morning.  She was crying about no being told Dave passed away and how she should have let Tammy get to know him.  Alas she finally went to bed.

In the morning…or early afternoon I woke up and knocked on her bedroom door to see if she was ok.  When I opened the door she started laughing…here’s the convo:

SUE: OMG last night was soooo funny

ME: Funny??  Are you ok?

SUE: None of that was true I did not even know the guy we were talking about.

ME: HUH???? You dont know Dave??

SUE: NO!!! I just thought it would be funny to mess with that guy.

ME: Are you nuts?? Do you even know what you did to me?? Why did you keep going on with it after he left?

SUE: Cuz I was drunk

ME: Why the hell did you have sex with him

SUE: I didnt

ME: YES YOU DID!!

SUE: No I didnt

ME: OMG I came out to have a smoke and saw you!!

SUE: Damn

ME: Are you nuts???

ME: What about the Bill not being Tammys real dad?

SUE: Thats true but the guys name is Dan

ME: OMG…….. your nuts

Now I ask you……… Who does this? Do you have a friend like this?  Someone who needs to have complete attention..someone who lies and makes up insane stories to fuck with your head and others..someone who is a complete narcissist? If you do RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have NEVER met anyone so damn insane in my life!!! I mean I know some chicks are crazy they have their days but after hanging with this person for a couple years and looking back seeing the signs I should have known this person was crazy.  People warned me..but I didnt listen.  So folks if you are a lesbian in the Orange County area beware….you may be the next victim of this Crazy ASS bitch!!  GOOD LUCK!

Here’s my opinion….music needed LADY GAGA!!!  Talk about taking over the gay community….lookin like a drag queen..playin danceable music she is a GODSEND!!!  Not since the 80’s Madonna, Cyndi Lauper and Cher have we had someone sooo original. From her outfits to her music to her craziness she is truly amazing!!!

THANK YOU LADY GAGA….. THANK YOU!!!!

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